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{"id":485,"date":"2013-11-21T13:36:22","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T12:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mollichedipane.it\/?p=485"},"modified":"2013-11-21T13:36:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T12:36:22","slug":"domande-interessate-e-nonne-altrui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":"Domande interessate e nonne altrui"},"content":{"rendered":"Ieri sera a cena, il babbo si era espresso in una padellata di ottime linguine salmone e zucchine. Ora, gi\u00e0 che mi han trovato il diabete gestazionale – quindi c’ho i carboidrati razionati e gli zucchieri a 0 – gi\u00e0 che il salmone mi piace da matti, \u00e8 stata proprio una gran festa!
\nAnche le bimbe son state particolarmente entusiaste (nonostante le odiate zucchine), e la leprepazza ne ha approfittato per cimentarsi nell’arrotolamento della linguina, sport praticato dalla sorella con un discreto successo e molta soddisfazione, e da lei con risultati… bizzarri!
\nDiciamo che parte della linguina si arrotola nella forchetta, e parte (indiscutibilmente maggiore) penzola gi\u00f9 prima\u00a0dalla forchetta, poi dalla bocca, con scene alla Tot\u00f2 che si possono bene immaginare; ci\u00f2 nonostante, il fantasmagorico passo avanti di non dover mangiare col cucchiaio le linguine che la sorella arrotola nella forchetta, ma di poterle arrotolarsucchiare anche lei, ha riempito la leprepazza di giustificato orgoglio.
\nLa paperella, dal canto suo, dall’altezza della sua maggiore abilit\u00e0 incitava la sorella e – pi\u00f9 o meno – tentava di dare il buon esempio (incredibile come una cena in casa nostra, e senza ospiti – evento ben raro! -, possa trasformarsi in un’avvincente avventura).
\nA un tratto, evidentemente soddisfatta dei risultati raggiunti dalla sorella ” pi\u00f9 media” (come si \u00e8 autoproclamata la leprepazza da quando sono incinta), la paperella ha sparato:
\np: “babbo<\/em>…”
\nb: “dimmi<\/em>!”
\np: “senti, ora che la leprepazza ha imparato ad arrotolare possiamo dirlo alla nonna Emma?<\/em>”
\nb, perplesso: “la nonna Emma?”<\/em>\u00a0girandosi verso di me “…e da quando abbiamo una nonna Emma, noi?<\/em>”
\nio (sottovoce): “la nonna del Geco..<\/em>. secondo me parla di lei!<\/em>”
\np (saltando sulla sedia!): “babbo, la nonna Emma! \u00e8 la nonna che fa le tagliatelle!! ora che la leprepazza sa arrotolare la pasta lunga, lei dovrebbe saperlo, no?<\/em>”<\/p>\n… alla faccia della domanda interessata!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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