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{"id":482,"date":"2013-11-05T11:21:23","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T10:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mollichedipane.it\/?p=482"},"modified":"2013-11-05T11:21:23","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T10:21:23","slug":"naso-freddo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"naso freddo"},"content":{"rendered":"

ieri pomeriggio, in salotto.
\nla \u00a0leprepazza, in uno dei suoi momenti di coccolite mi si arrampica in braccio e, come di sua abitudine, mi prende la faccia e se la avvicina a tal punto da infilarsi praticamente il naso in un occhio.
\nl: “mamma, hai il naso fleddo<\/em>“.
\nio: “lo so, mi capita spesso, come ai cognolini<\/em>“.
\nl: “ma pelch\u00e9 hai il naso fleddo?<\/em>”
\nio: “non lo so, forse perch\u00e9 sono arrivata da poco e fuori \u00e8 pi\u00f9 freschino che in casa<\/em>“.
\nl: “mhm<\/em>…”
\nio: “cosa c’\u00e8 che non ti convince, leprepazza?<\/em>”
\nl: “mamma, non \u00e8 che \u00a0\u00e8 fleddo pelch\u00e9 dentlo il tuo naso adesso c’\u00e8 il flatellino?<\/em>”
\nio: “NO! il fratellino sta nella pancia, mica nel naso!<\/em>”
\nl: “ma folse si \u00e8 spostato, si \u00e8 stufato di stale nella pancia<\/em>“.
\nio: “ma non ci sta! non \u00e8 mica pi\u00f9 cos\u00ec piccolo!<\/em>”
\nl: “ah, ho capito, adesso \u00e8 glande COSI’!!!<\/em>” e spalancando le braccia, se ne va tutta soddisfatta mentre io mormoro supplichevole \u00a0“in effetti spero proprio che cos\u00ec lo diventi DOPO essere uscito dalla mia pancia…<\/em>“.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ieri pomeriggio, in salotto. la \u00a0leprepazza, in uno dei suoi momenti di coccolite mi si arrampica in braccio e, come di sua abitudine, mi prende la faccia e se la avvicina a tal punto da infilarsi praticamente il naso in un occhio. l: “mamma, hai il naso fleddo“. io: “lo so, mi capita spesso, come […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":483,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}