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{"id":357,"date":"2012-03-08T11:22:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T11:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mollichedipane.viandanti.com\/?p=357"},"modified":"2012-03-08T11:22:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T11:22:00","slug":"ma-quanto-sono-femmine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"ma quanto sono femmine?"},"content":{"rendered":"stamattina, 8 marzo, mio marito ha deciso di stupirmi con effetti speciali, tirando fuori da un armadio (!) alle 7 del mattino un bellissimo mazzetto di mimose e orchidee.
\nfiniti i risvegli, le abluzioni e le vestizioni mattutine, siamo scesi per colazione e le ho messe in bella vista in un bicchiere sopra il tavolo della cucina.<\/p>\n
bene, la paperella ha passato tutta la colazione voltata verso i fiori, con la testa reclinata, gli occhi sognanti e la bocca aperta. ora, a parte che questo evidenzia quanto sia un evento straordinario, questo regalo di fiori (e chi ha orecchie per intendere…), il bello è venuto quando, alla domanda incauta di suo padre, meravigliato: "ti piacciono, paperella<\/em>?" la patafrulla ha risposto, in estasi "sono bellissimi bellissimi, babbo… proprio bellissim<\/em>i!" e la leprepazza le ha fatto coro con un sospiro incantato.<\/p>\nal che il padre mi ha guardato, attonito, e ha esclamato: "ma quanto sono femmine, queste qui? ce l’ avete nei geni?<\/em>"
\ne quindi… tanti auguri a tutte le "femmine", ma soprattutto a quelle mignon di casa mia!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"stamattina, 8 marzo, mio marito ha deciso di stupirmi con effetti speciali, tirando fuori da un armadio (!) alle 7 del mattino un bellissimo mazzetto di mimose e orchidee. finiti i risvegli, le abluzioni e le vestizioni mattutine, siamo scesi per colazione e le ho messe in bella vista in un bicchiere sopra il tavolo […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}