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l’ornitorinco imperversa | dietro molliche di pane

l’ornitorinco imperversa

… a proposito di ornitorinco.
qualche giorno fa sono andata a trovare lo ziogiù in ospedale, e mi son portata dietro marito e bambine.
a parte il pacchetto esagerato di corse, risate ed urla che hanno sparso per l’ospedale, hanno dato il meglio di sé in un gioco.

paperella: "facciamo che io sono un animale e voi dovete indovinare…" e, ignara delle proteste ("ma stai un po’ buonina, ssh, siamo in ospedale non si urla") comincia a gironzolare sbattendo le braccia.
pubblico, che non riesce a restare impassibile davanti alle evoluzioni paperellesche: "la farfalla!"
p: "bravi! adesso tocca al minimeo… dai minimeo, fai un animale".
si avvicina al minimeo che la guarda piuttosto perplesso e le urla in un orecchio: "fai la capra, dai!"
m, facendo due passi in giro con aria furba: "beeeee!"
poi, colta da illuminazione, inizia a a sbattersi una mano contro il mento gridando "ba’bbetta!!! ba’bbetta!!"
pubblico, rotolando dalle risate: "una capretta!"
grande esultanza delle attrici.
p: "adesso io. cosa sono?" e inizia a camminare a gattoni, strisciandosi nelle nostre gambe "miaaaaoooo..."
pubblico: "un gattino!!"
p: "sììì, bravisssssimi!!… un gattino!! adesso tocca a te minimeo: fai l’ornitorinco!"

…ora, ok la gelosia fraterna, ma: la capra e l’ornitorinco???

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