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cena delle scorsa settimana. solita decina di persone.
\nio e il babbo siamo nella solita conformazione di guerra, a un capo del tavolo, con le bimbe più o meno intorno o in mezzo a noi.
\nfrastuono, chiacchiere, brindisi e risate generali.
\nin sottofondo sento la paperella che balbetta qualcosa tipo: "mmmma….. ma…la…..mas…<\/em>"
\nnel frattempo la leprepazza lancia cibo in giro, si sganascia dal ridere, intraprende conversazioni impossibili con gente all’altra capo del tavolo, tenta di ribaltarsi più volte dalla sedia…
\nio: "leprepazza, stai ferma o ti spedisco a letto!<\/em>!"
\nleprepazza: "no, mamma, accolta… io, un giorno…!.."<\/em>
\npaperella: "mmmma… ssssi…. mmmala..<\/em>."
\nrumoreggiamento diffuso.
\nio: "leprepazza, ascolta un corno! o smetti di lanciarti sullo zio lì a fianco o hai finito la cena<\/em>!"
\nl: "NO! NO! NONONONONO<\/em>!"
\np: "mmma…. mmmma… llll….mavvvva….<\/em>"
\nvolume generale in crescita.
\nio: "NO a chi? leprepazza… paperella, si può sapere cosa vai balbettando che non si capisce nulla? parla bene, che sai fare!<\/em>!"
\nl: "NONONONO<\/em>!"
\np: "mamma, MAAAVVAAASSSIAA! c’è scritto lì, guarda<\/em>!"
\nsilenzio generale.
\nio: "scusa<\/em>?"
\np: "mamma, guarda, ho imparato a leggere: c’è scritto lì, vedi, sull’etichetta del vino. MAVASIA<\/em>!"
\nci siamo voltati tutti a guardare la bottiglia, in cui campeggiava in stampatello la parola" MALVASIA<\/em>".
\nesplosione di casino generale.<\/p>\n

insomma, un mese prima di compiere 4 anni la paperella ha imparato a leggere. e già, stupisce. e già, da un giorno all’altro (ma come cappero funzionano i bambini? gli si è acceso un neurone nuovo? com’è potuto accadere che prima non combinava le lettere e poi, di colpo sì?).
\nma la cosa più significativa è… che la prima parola che ha letto è stata l’etichetta di un vino! i servizi sociali ci tallonano, lo so…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

cena delle scorsa settimana. solita decina di persone. io e il babbo siamo nella solita conformazione di guerra, a un capo del tavolo, con le bimbe più o meno intorno o in mezzo a noi. frastuono, chiacchiere, brindisi e risate generali. in sottofondo sento la paperella che balbetta qualcosa tipo: "mmmma….. ma…la…..mas…" nel frattempo la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}