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{"id":304,"date":"2011-07-04T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mollichedipane.viandanti.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2011-07-04T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T21:10:00","slug":"al-telefono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mollichedipane.it\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"al telefono"},"content":{"rendered":"brandelli di telefonate tra la bassa (bologna) e il mar (rimini):<\/p>\n
"mamma, ma dov’eri? non ti sentivo da un sacco!!<\/em>"
\n"ero e sono a bologna. e tu cosa fai al mare<\/em>?"
\n"ieri la lucia mi ha fatto così e così, sai mamma?<\/em>"
\n"così come? non ti vedo, devi raccontarmelo<\/em>!"
\n"così e così. e allora io le ho fatto così. ecco. così impara<\/em>!"
\n"... … nonni?? NONNIIII??<\/em>?"<\/p>\n"babbo, come stanno le bimbe?"
\n"ti passo tua madre"
\n"mamma, perchè il babbo di rifiuta di parlarmi delle mie figlie? non le sopporta più?"
\n"noooo, che dici, è feliciissiiiimo. solo, per dare da mangiare mezza porzione allo pterodattilo ci mette 1 ora e mezzo, col ricatto del sorso d’acqua.. ed è un po’ provato, ecco"
\n"un’ora e mezza? ma dopo 15 minuti mandatela a letto se non vuol mangiare!!"
\n"e poi come fa ad arrivare a mattina, povera?"<\/p>\n
"mamma, forse le sta spuntando un dente, dai un’occhiata in bocca<\/em>"
\n"e come faccio<\/em>?"
\n"chiedile di aprirla<\/em>!"
\n"pterodattilo vieni qui, apri la bocca… ecco, brava… apri, dai, apri, AHIA!!!<\/em>"
\n"mamma<\/em>?"
\n"non sono in grado di verificare, mi dispiace<\/em>"<\/p>\n"paperella, cosa fai al mare?"
\n"gioco. senti, mamma, è vero che abbiamo a casa un bambolotto che fa ciucci ciucci?"
\n"eh??"
\n"è vero che ho il bambolotto che fa ciucci ciucci? l’ho messo sulla mia libreria così la mia sorella non ci arriva."
\n"EH??"
\nbabbo: "sì sì, ce l’abbiamo, dille di sì"
\n"uh? sì sì, paperella, c’è. (babbo, che è il bambolotto ciucci ciucci?"
\n"un bambolotto regalatole per il compleanno, che se gli premi la pancia fa il verso come di dare baci…"
\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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