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aneddoti nipotistici | dietro molliche di pane

aneddoti nipotistici

tanto per cominciare, ieri sera l’ho addormentata io, e in 10 minuti. e ha dormito tutta la notte, eureka! (era un po’ che non succedeva…)
il Viandante ha deciso che il metodo migliore per curare la mia crisi di autostima è quello brutale, e me l’ha messa in braccio dicendo: tò, va a metterla a letto. e, nonostante un po’ di panico, ha funzionato.
in compenso ieri pomeriggio siamo andati a trovare la nonna L, inchiodata dal colpo della strega (ma io lho sempre detto che la mia mamma è una strega), che mi ha fatto ridere come una pazza con questo aneddoto nipotistico.
io ho 4 nipoti, 1 da un fratello e 3 dall’altro. quella di mezzo del fratello grande, questo we vede la nonna un po’ abbacchiata dai malanni e le si avvicina teneramente con queste parole:
"Ma nonna, non dire così, non è vero, tu non sei vecchia!"
E nonna L, evidentemente commossa: "grazie, grazie, nipotina, ma un po’ io e il nonno siamo vecchi, abbiamo una certa età!"
La nipote insiste: "Ma no, nonna, non è vero. Tu non sei vecchia… Il babbo e la mamma, loro sì che sono vecchi! Tu e il nonno siete… antichi!"

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