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scoperte al bagno | dietro molliche di pane

scoperte al bagno

2 giorni fa, tornando a casa in macchina dall’asilo e guardando fuori dal finestrino.
paperella: "mamma, sai che CompagnoIgnoto fa la pipì in piedi?"
io (guidando): "ah ah…?"
p: "mi ha detto che i maschi la fanno in piedi"
io: "beh possono farla in piedi o seduti. invece le femmine la fanno sempre da sedute"
p: "eh, perché i maschi non hanno quella cosa arrotolata lì dentro"
io: "..."
leprepazza, intervenendo: "no, non è allotolato, è tutto steso lungo, sotto"
p: "eh, sì, lungo e dritto in giù, non arrotolato"
io: "…"
p: "e allora possono fare la pipì come vogliono, basta spostarlo. mamma, perchè si chiama pisello?"
l: "pelchè è velde?"
io: "no, calma un attimo, non è verde."
l: "e le bimbe non hanno la pisella, hanno la patatina."
p: "si dice anche passera. ma tutti i maschi hanno il pisello e le bimbe la patatina?"
io: "eh sì, sono maschi, sono fatti un po’ diversi. altrimenti sarebbero femmine, se fossero tutti uguali a noi, no?"
p: "eh già. mamma: piselli, patate, passere… che cose strane. senti che nomi tutti strani!!"
l: "fanno proplio lidele, queste cose coi nomi stlani!!!"

e giù a sganasciarsi… forse per questa volta ce la caviamo con una risata!

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