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faffarele reloaded | dietro molliche di pane

faffarele reloaded

sabato pomeriggio, in macchina, bloccati nel traffico nel tentativo di andare a far la spesa.
p: "mamma, allora vuoi che ti racconti del mio spettacolo?"
m: "uh? ah, quello della scuola? certo!"
p: "allora c’è la mamma anna, il babbo tobi, il figlio tobia e il cane bau. e l’angelo raffalele"
(beh, miglioriamo con ‘sto nome angelico…)
"il babbo si addormenta in giardino, e allora dopo non ci vede più"
(naturale)
"e allora il figlio abbraccia tutti e parte per un viaggio"
(mascalzone!)
"e poi incontra un amico, e va a cercare i soldi insieme"
(come si chiama, lucignolo? quali soldi?)
"poi incontra una ragazza che si chiama sara e vanno avanti insieme"
(ah, questa ce l’ha il nome…)
"però poi i soldi non li prende tobia, li prende l’angelo"
(!!!!!!!!)
"e poi tobia e l’angelo prendono un pesce"
(dove? in banca?)
"e lo mettono negli occhi di tobi"
(deve fare male…)
"aspetta, vieni qui, mamma, guardami: anche tu hai il pesce negli occhi, vero?" esclama improvvisamente afferrandomi la faccia, mettendola a 5 centimetri dalla sua e cercando di guardarmi nel fondo degli occhi.
(eeehhh… come no, lo applico tutte le mattine!)
"e poi tobi ci vede di nuovo e si abbracciano tutti"

perchè l’avranno fatta vedere all’asilo? mi chiedo. immagino ci sia un contenuto educativo…
ecco quindi le possibili MORALI della STORIA, paperella’s version:

  • MAI, dico MAI, addormentarsi in giardino
  • applicare pesce sugli occhi 3 volte al dì, prima dei pasti, aiuta la vista
  • non fidarsi degli sconosciuti, soprattutto se sono angeli
  • andare a pesca con un angelo di solito dà buoni risultati
  • e soprattutto: dove caspita è finito il cane?
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