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Commenti a: GRANDE CONCORSO! http://www.mollichedipane.it/?p=121 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:40:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.3 Di: Puccio http://www.mollichedipane.it/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-435 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:40:22 +0000 http://mollichedipane.viandanti.com/?p=121#comment-435 Ciao.

Dalla serie "Ognuno ha le sue croci."

Io ora vado a sgozzare la vicina di sotto che ha la passione per la musica classica e sta gorgheggiando con tre dico TRE sue amiche da un’ora e mezza. LO STESSO CAVOLO DI PEZZO. Non canzone, ma strofa. Hanno un’ocarina o simile per darsi il famoso "LA" e riprovano la strofa in modi sottilmente diversi.

Risultato?

Durante i precedenti 90 minuti non sono riuscite ad inanellare la strofa successiva con questa. Nel frattempo (non so il perchè) sono passate ad altre strofe, al finale, altre strofe e poi al discorso di presentazione del quartetto. Con applauso, ovviamente.

Questo è solo un assaggio perchè la #òò@§ù§ strofa si ripete come su un vecchio vinile rigato + un breve commento, poi da capo. Una voce, due voci, coro.

Indosso la maschera da hokey e vado a comprare la motosega.

Ovvio che il vicinato è gestibile meglio dei chi si occupa della prole mentri i genitori lavorano. Ma anche io ho il mio soffrire.

Ciao.

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Di: Silvia http://www.mollichedipane.it/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-434 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:34:04 +0000 http://mollichedipane.viandanti.com/?p=121#comment-434 che dire, quando mia sorella, che ha fatto per un po’ la supplente nelle scuole e nei nidi dell’infanzia dice che le maestre sono schizzate, sclerotiche e alcune mezze pazze, forse forse… non esagera.

Baci baci, Silvia

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Di: Il Fancazzista Mascherato http://www.mollichedipane.it/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-433 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:18 +0000 http://mollichedipane.viandanti.com/?p=121#comment-433 io sono per la tradizione, per cui reagirei con un:

"ma vat a fat dé in te cul" cioè "ma fatti a farti dare nel culo" —-> in cui le due ‘t’ in ‘vat’ e ‘fat’ esprimono una ripetizione che non è errore ma rafforzativo del ‘dé’ e soprattutto non vogliono lasciare dubbi sul soggetto che deve compiere/subire l’azione

oppure, citando un eroico Peppone, moribondo in terra straniera, semi-svenuto sul letto, ubriaco perso dopo una epica e infinita gara con il sindaco della città russa con cui si è gemellata Brescello, pieno di vodka fino alle orecchie, riconoscendo Don Camillo, alza un sopracciglio e lo accoglie con un bel:

"c’at vegna un chéncar" cioè "che ti venga un cancro"

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